What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What insect runs away from everything?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?