What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?