What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

I like telling Dad jokes.

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call the king of vegetables?