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They go on peck-nics.
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Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
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Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is a computer so smart?
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