What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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