What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
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