What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
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