What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do frogs get to work?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?