Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why are cats good at playing video games?