What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the barber win the race?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What color are all the books in the library?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?