What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
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