What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What color are all the books in the library?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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