A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do insects learn at school?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?