Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?