What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?