What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?