What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which computer won the talent show?