Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How do fleas travel?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do cows like to dance to?