What do insects learn at school?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?