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A purr-rito.
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What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are books always so angry?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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