Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?