What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a singing rodent?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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