What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

How do birds threaten one another?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?