What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why was the man stuck at the party?