What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?