What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?