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What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Which state has the best streets?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?