What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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