What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What animal loves Indian food?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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