What's a cow's favorite music note?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

A book just fell on my head.

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What is a parrot's favorite game?