Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Can February March?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?