What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?