Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do fairies always drink?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?