What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?