Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?