Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

How do you drive a man crazy?