How do you measure a millennial?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?