Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?