What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How is cat food sold?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do termites go camping?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
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