What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
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Why was the broom late for school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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