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What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's the friendliest pen?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?