Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do books sleep?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How do scientists freshen their breath?