Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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