Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the coldest vegetable?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
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