Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why is money so stubborn?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
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