What makes pirates such good singers?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How do scientists grow fruit?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How do you wash a lamb?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?