When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?