Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?