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Retired.
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What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What country has the most fish?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
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What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
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Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
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