What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How long will dinner be?
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