What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which singer could always break a five?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do cows go to New York?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why can't you trust a pig?
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