What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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