What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is Kermit the FrogĀ® so good at gardening?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a UPSĀ® driver's favorite sport?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
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