What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which Star WarsĀ® character works at Applebee'sĀ®?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call the dog magician?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
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