What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which relative loves rice?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
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