Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did summer say to spring?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where was Noah born?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?