What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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