What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!