What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
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