What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?