What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
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Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where was Noah born?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What food is a man's best friend?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
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