What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
If you need help building an ark..
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does a dog say before eating?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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