Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?