What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the cow afraid?
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