Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?