What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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