What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
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