How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What day is your mom always right?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is a king's favorite weather?