What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What are you studying in math?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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