Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

I broke my finger!

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?