What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How is life like toilet paper?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.