What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a henway?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
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