What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?