What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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