What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where was Noah born?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which subject has two parts?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
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