What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What horn never makes a sound?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where can you always get cheap gas?