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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?