Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?