Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do elves learn in school?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?