Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why is spring the oddest season?