Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why are all priests fit?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the rug say to the floor?