Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?