Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How do frogs get to work?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?