Someone stole all my lamps.

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What fairy loves to count?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why is winter considered holy?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do cats wear to work?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?