What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why was the broom late for school?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What did the Cinderellaâ˘ď¸ fish wear to the ball?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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