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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What bird is losing its hair?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How do you organize a space party?

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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?