What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?