What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?