What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?