What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why don't ants get sick?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?