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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

People are so hard on car mechanics.