What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
How do you arrest a pig?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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