What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the elk have great hair?