What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

I'm not a bad putter.

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

I broke my finger!

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?