What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?