Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?