Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What animal loves Indian food?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you eat on July 5th?