Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What birds always travel in twos?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?