What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Which animals make the best football players?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?