What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How do you compliment a cat?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?