Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?