What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What food is a man's best friend?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.