What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?