Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?