Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did March say to the madness?