What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?