What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a pile of cats?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?