Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?