What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call octopus twins?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?