What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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