What is a mom's favorite game?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What style of music weighs the most?

Families are like fudge.

How did the pirate call his mother?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.