What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What dish does only a baseball player use?