What do you eat on July 5th?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?