What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How do snowmen get information?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's the most determined bird?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?