Board Game With A Twist

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the frog starve?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?