Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What style of music weighs the most?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?