Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

How was the wedding?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What says: oom oom oom?