What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?