My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

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What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?