What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?