What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
What does a panda ghost say?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which state is the cleanest?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
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