Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Which cats have the best manners?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How do football players deal with their problems?