What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are books always so angry?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do math teachers love March?