What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What fish only swims at night?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?