What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Who are Frosty's parents?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?