Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why do two skunks argue?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?