Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why was the math book sad?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?