My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

When do flowers get their workout in?