Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did summer say to spring?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?