Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
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