What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why are frogs always happy?