Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?