Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?