What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a dog's favorite city?
I broke my finger!
What's the slowest 5k?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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