How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do termites go camping?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?