What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How do bears keep cool?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Where does breakfast live?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why is laughter the best medicine?