Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
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