What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How did the toad die?

What's a henway?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are English teachers so smart?