Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?