What was the detective duck trying to do?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?