What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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