What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?