Why is the piano so hard to open?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?