What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are frogs always happy?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?