When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the turtle cross the road?