What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do minions always put in their salads?