What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is winter considered holy?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?