Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why was the mime upset?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's the difference between soccer and football?