What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do termites go camping?