What type of barrel breaks easily?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?