Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?