What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which state has the best streets?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?