Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

How much money does a skunk have?